If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible week where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember…
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The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:
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The person who’s driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:
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The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:
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The person whose package looks like its about to be the second person killed in a horror movie:
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The person whose gums I am currently praying for:
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The person who better have a big ol’ hankerin’ for salt:
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The person whose lamp is giving them angina:
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The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:
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The person who is going to be very upset when they land:
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The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:
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The person whose bananas went skydiving:
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The person who lost the cookie lottery:
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The person whose laptop looks like it got spiked by Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor! Seriously, folks!
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The person who screwed up dessert in a profoundly chaotic way:
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The person who made their pizza well-done:
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The person who will never, ever be able to look at balloons in the same way:
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The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:
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The person who found the world’s strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:
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The person who will never get that hour of their life back:
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The person whose stairs look like a dang Jackson Pollack painting:
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And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:
