We’ve started to jumbo size our jumbo sizes, people.
It’s summer in America, which means you’re probably jonesing for a slice of watermelon from a bad boy like this:
What’s that, confused non-American? You think a slice of that watermelon would be too big?
Well, hahaha, you mustn’t be familiar with how we do things in the good ol’ US of A. Big portions are kind of our thing. In fact, it’s kind of a problem. (Actually, it’s definitely a problem.)
Order a Buffalo chicken sandwich and you just might be served this…with a tiny side of ranch dressing.
You know what really goes with a 14-patty cheeseburger in America? Fries! Some places give you the whole damn fryer basket.
You’re probably thinking…