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The person who likes their coffee hot enough to dissolve matter:
2.
The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
3.
The person who paid buco dolores to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
4.
The person who just came up with a wonderful new scented candle variety:
5.
The person whose dog got a brand new, very expensive chew toy:
6.
The person whose laptop looks like the floor of a bar with free peanuts and 29 beers on tap:
7.
The person who found probably one of the worst notes you can find inside their hotel room:
8.
The person who did what they had to do, no matter what it cost them:
9.
The person whose iPhone broke in a way previously thought impossible:
10.
The person who got hot seats in the American Express Jail Lounge:
11.
The person who got the deal of a lifetime:
12.
The person who can never go out in public with their laptop again:
13.
The person who got to spend scant precious time with their beloved device:
14.
The person who should’ve cracked the windows for their laptop on that hot day:
15.
The person whose computer must smell absolutely delicious:
16.
The person who made that classic mistake of buying nice plates that will kill you if you eat off them:
17.
The person who had a few friends show up to watch the game:
18.
The person whose insurance company is about to get a very interesting call:
19.
The person who was bested by a little tiny ball:
20.
The person who learned one of life’s most important lessons the hard way:
21.
The person whose pizza went absolutely nuclear on them:
22.
The person who paid extra for a hot tub only to find it contained toxic waste:
23.
The person whose laptop got a nice new design:
24.
The person who absolutely massacred this laptop:
25.
And the person who put some good old fashioned elbow grease into destroying their phone:
