I have yet to meet a person who’d want bubblegum in their donut.
You know how sometimes people forget the rules to humanity and make bonkers new food ideas? Well, here are 25 donut and cupcake flavors that somehow actually exist.
Let’s begin with the Dew-Rito cupcake, which is “a Mountain Dew cake topped with Mountain Dew frosting, rimmed in Dorito crumbs,” because of course it is; nonsense is the reigning monarch.
Voodoo Doughnut‘s “Oh Captain, My Captain” donut, which is a donut with vanilla frosting and Cap’n Crunch.
Voodoo Doughnut has a donut they describe as a “Raised ring with vanilla frosting, bubble gum dust, and a piece of bubble gum.”
In May, Dynamo Donut & Coffee had a “Strawberry Earl Grey” donut, which my mouth genuinely cannot comprehend.
I’m sorry, Krispy Kreme, but for some reason, New York Cheesecake donuts don’t land. They don’t sit well with me. I’m not happy.
I love quinoa just as much as the next gal, but if the next gal enjoys quinoa cupcakes, this is where our similarities end.
Look, I don’t drink, so I have no idea how a tequila sunrise tastes, but I feel like it’s not something you’d want your cupcake to taste like, right?
Strange Donuts has something called a “pizza donut,” which sure sounds like it’s a pizza donut. A wild combo.
Candied Yam cupcakes are something Monica Geller would make and the other friends would be like, “Um, do we tell her this is an unhinged idea?”
And finally, foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts. Foie gras donuts.