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Target employees hate when you order a TON of things right at the crack of dawn:
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Or when you demand to be let in before opening:
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Target employees hate when you think your tiny car can fit the biggest TV on planet Earth:
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Target employees hate when you act like the entire world revolves around the order you placed 12 minutes ago:
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Target employees hate when you interrupt them while they’re pushing this exact cart around:
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Target employees hate when you leave stuff from other aisles in places they shouldn’t be:
Or when you leave refrigerated food in a cart so now it has to be thrown out:
Or when you EAT BREAKFAST in the aisles???
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Target employees hate when you show up and stare at them like they’re in a zoo:
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Target employees hate when you go survival mode just to go to the store:
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Target employees hate when you act like you get to decide the hours the store is open:
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Target employees hate when you stop in the middle of an aisle and act like you’re the only person in the store:
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Target employees hate when you make drive up orders for what looks like an entire village of people:
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Target employees hate when you tell them your whole life story during rushes:
And they also hate when you ignore their existence when it’s convenient to you:
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Target employees hate when you refuse to use self-checkout:
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Target employees hate when you act like the entire company will go under because you won’t buy a shirt:
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Target employees hate when you make them put back hundreds of dollars of clothes:
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Target employees hate when you completely demolish their hard work:
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Target employees hate when you don’t put your carts back:
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Target employees hate when you blame them for your procrastination:
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Target employees hate when you get mad at them for things beyond their control:
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Target employees hate when you beckon them over like they’re a trained animal:
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Target employees hate when you throw a fuss about being IDed:
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Target employees hate when you don’t hand them the money like a human being:
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Target employees hate when you forget how a store works:
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Target employees hate when you don’t recognize the difference between in-store and online:
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Target employees hate when you forget how their weekend works:
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Target employees hate when you carry around a cart like this:
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Target employees hate when collectors come in and inevitably cause a big scene over a Funko Pop or some baseball cards:
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And Target employees hate when you disappear after they go into the back to get something for you:
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Target employees love when you acknowledge the hard work they do:
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Target employees love when your orders have a little humor to them:
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Target employees love littles notes like this:
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Target employees love when you get a little creative in a non-annoying way:
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Target employees love when you know how gift cards work:
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Target employees love when you let them pet your l’il dog:
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Target employees love when you recognize their hard, hard work:
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And, finally, Target employees love when you agree about how awful some customers can be:
