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Like this boyfriend who swears by MAYO AND FRIED ONIONS on a pickle:
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This boyfriend who made “beef teriyaki” that looks straight out of a horror film:
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This boyfriend who made deviled eggs that look particularly evil:
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This boyfriend who decided to pair ramen noodles and alfredo sauce:
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This boyfriend who made “enchiladas” that should upset you, like, a lot:
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This boyfriend who cut up an avocado like this for guac, allegedly:
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This boyfriend who loves unseasoned tuna on a bread roll…FOR BREAKFAST:
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This boyfriend who calls a sandwich with jalapeño tuna, hot Cheetos, and fresh dill “nostalgic”:
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This boyfriend who opted to microwave his “bake at home” pizza:
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This boyfriend who made a crab meat and caviar sandwich and then had the audacity to say it was “too fishy” when he ate it:
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This boyfriend who made what he called “mac and cheese,” but proved he has no idea what macaroni — or cheese, for that matter — is:
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This boyfriend who chose to mix plain noodles, dino nuggets, and mayo together for lunch:
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This boyfriend who thought adding a bit of cracked pepper on top of ketchup and sliced cheese on a tortilla was an acceptable snack idea:
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This boyfriend who, SIGH, paired fish balls with plain macaroni and ketchup:
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This boyfriend who thought baked beans and pickles was an appropriate dinner:
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This boyfriend who didn’t have the WORST ingredients, but could use some help with assembly:
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And finally, this boyfriend who made “triple milk” — aka milk, condensed milk, and evaporated milk all combined together (in a diet cranberry juice container, no less!):
