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The person whose car is buried boundless and bare beneath the lone and level snow:
2.
The person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:
3.
The person whose jelly-filled donut was an absolute affront to all things good and jam filled:
4.
The person who, thankfully, was able to locate their lost AirPods:
5.
The person who now must go on a hero’s journey to retrieve their TP:
6.
The person who was lucky enough to witness the miracle of conception on their morning drive:
7.
The person whose coat hanger had a bit of an accident:
8.
The person whose headphones are nice and moisturized:
9.
The person who would have been better off listening to the Oct. 31, 1998, “Wolfman’s Brother” vacuum solo than getting into this mess:
10.
The person who just lived every gym-goer’s worst nightmare:
11.
The person who just hooked a tree up with the ride of a lifetime:
12.
The person whose roommate does unspeakable things to this poor pan:
13.
The person who’s eating spaghetti and feet-balls for dinner tonight:
14.
The person whose stairs just got a visit from the ghost of Jackson Pollock:
15.
The person whose sandwich had a very special ingredient:
16.
The person who created a winter wonderland at their place of employment:
17.
The person who really needs to work on their pelling:
18.
The person who found a magical worm inside their pistachio:
19.
The person who found the elusive green orange:
20.
And the person who will never financially recover from this mistake:
